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Senator Proposes Law Requiring All Politicians to Wear Clown Shoes
In a move that has left Capitol Hill both puzzled and entertained, Senator Wilbur Jester has introduced a bill requiring
Governor Unveils Plan to Replace Speed Limits with ‘Chill Zones’ on Highways
In a move that has left drivers both amused and perplexed, the governor has unveiled a groundbreaking plan to replace
Congress Debates Bill to Limit Politicians to Three Buzzwords per Speech
In a move to restore sanity and clarity to political discourse, Congress is currently debating a bill that would limit
President Announces Plan to Solve Traffic Problems with Free Hoverboards for Everyone
In a surprising turn of events, the President has unveiled a bold new initiative aimed at tackling the nation’s traffic
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Annual Synchronized Napping Championship Draws Record Crowd
The Annual Synchronized Napping Championship drew a record crowd this past weekend, showcasing teams of “napletes” from around the world.
