Description
Price: $2,000
Color: Exclusive “Sand” (like a beach, but without the relaxation)
Design: Bold “Hilarious” across the chest AND back—because why should your front get all the attention?
Ever dreamed of owning a piece of fashion so outrageously overpriced, you can brag about it on social media for days? Look no further! Introducing the Hilarious $2,000 Sweatshirt, the ultimate in absurd luxury. Forget about practicality; this is a statement. A statement that says, “I spent $2,000 on this, and you wish you could too.”
- Pure Comfort, Guaranteed: Crafted from an ideal blend of 50% polyester and 50% cotton, this heavy blend crewneck will cradle you in coziness while your wallet weeps.
- Design That Pops: Thanks to our fancy polyester-cotton combo, the “Hilarious” logo stays fresh and bold—just like your questionable life choices.
- No Itchy Side Seams: Unlike the anxiety you’ll feel after hitting the ‘Buy Now’ button, this sweatshirt is itch-free, thanks to its carefully engineered side-seam-free design.
- Shape That Sticks: The ribbed knit collar keeps its form even after washing, because let’s be real—you’ll want this $2,000 investment to last through at least two Instagram posts.
- Ethically Grown Cotton: You’re not just buying a sweatshirt, you’re investing in ethically sourced US-grown cotton. Now your $2,000 purchase can also make you feel morally superior! Win-win.
Features:
- Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, because you care.
- Classic fit with double-needle stitching, because when you’re spending $2,000 on a sweatshirt, you expect durability (even if your bank account doesn’t agree).
- OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, because being broke shouldn’t mean being wasteful.
- Gray, pearlized tear-away label—because at this price, the label deserves to be fancy too.
Bonus:
Want to go viral? Buy this absurdly priced sweatshirt and record yourself making the most irresponsible purchase of your life! Tag us and use #HilariousHerald to join the elite few who dared to do the unthinkable. Who needs savings when you’ve got content?
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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